Pink Terror Bunnies: 2014

Darkys Plays Dota2 Solo Supporter ES

Darkys once again will amaze you with his incredible immaturity while playing the doctor in Dota 2!

Enjoy!

Darkys goes on a great tour of bioshock infinite burial at sea episode 2.

That is all his efforts in the game in many parts!

Enjoy!

So got any questions? Ask Darkys here!

WELCOME TO BROFORCE!

HERE IN BROFORCE WE LOVE GUNS!

WE LOVE EXPLOSIONS!

WE LOVE AMERICA!

WE LOVE FREEDOM!

WE LOVE DEMOCRACY!

WE FIGHT THE TERRORISTS AND THE ENEMIES OF DEMOCRACY BY DECIMATING THEIR LAND!

OUR BROCREW IS POWERFULL AND SKILLED!

BROCREW! INTRODUCE YOURSELF!

-RAMBRO! (Rambo)

-BRO DREDD (Judge Dredd)

-BRO HARD (John McClane from Die Hard)

-BRADE! (Blade)

-BRODELL WALKER (You guessed that right, Cordell Walker from Texas Ranger AKA Chuck Norris)

-B. A. BRORACUS (B. A. Baracus from The A-Team)

-SNAKE BROSKIN (Snake Plissken from Escape from NY/LA movies)

-BROMMANDO (John Matrix from Commando movie AKA Arnold Schwarzenegger)

-BROMINATOR (Terminator)

-BROBOCOP (Robocop)

-BRO IN BLACK (Agent J from Men In Black AKA Will Smith)

AND MORE ARE TO JOIN US SOON!

THE TEAM OVERFLOWS WITH TESTOSTERONE!

YOU CAN TEAM UP WITH UP TO 4-BRO GROUPS AND DESTROY THE TERRORISTS!

RESCUE THE HOSTAGES AND LIBERATE THE AREAS IN THEIR CONTROL!

AND DON'T FORGET TO DESTROY EVERYTHING!!

IT'S BROWESOME!

So the goat Simulator came out on April 1st 2014.

sounds like a joke right? Well let's have a look at it. I'm Tazi and I will be your guide for this review.

Well it truly isn't. It's a game created by Coffee stain studios.

They are not so famous to be honest. They have created quite a few games. But this game changed the way we see this studio forever as it may seem.

So I guess we should go on and review the game.

First off. You get to play a goat. In an open world area.

Well not very open to be completely honest. It's as big as a big square. You can literally do anything you like.

Everything around you are completely destructible.

Destructible to say the least to be honest. Even if you hit a sign it will blow off out of proportion. Like a Michael Bay movie. Keep that in mind for the game.

You also need to get hit by a truck. You will love it.

Now about the graphics. Those crazy people at Coffee Stain Studios used the Unreal Engine!

This makes the graphics as you may have imagined ridiculously good for a game that has you simulate a goat. The physics, even if they are a bit exaggerated are pretty damn good too. So you will really love the game graphics wise.

But let us be honest. There are two reasons you are going to be playing this game. The first reason is that you are curious as fuck about what it is. The second one is that at the moment your curiosity will stop because you will already be playing the game is to see what you can do.

So let us move the the quest section.

I would more likely be calling it achievement to be honest. There are 27. Really easy to deal with to be honest. Actually to be completely honest. If you just press random buttons for an hour you will be most likely have completed around 20 of them. Some require a bit more stuff to be done, but they are easy.

What is funny about them is that they most likely have a reference in them or they are ridiculously funny. I would suggest to just go on ahead and try to do weird stuff. If you do something really weird you will probably complete an achievement.

So how about me? It took me about 30 minutes to complete the game. I wasn't expecting much more to be honest. But I loved it. It's really fun to blow off some steam for like 5 or 10 minutes every day. It's kinda like Postal. You only play to destroy, not actually complete the game.

Having that in mind, I have one thing to say. I'm proud to be a PC owner since it's a PC exclusive. So you can suck it console lovers. I assume that now that the game is famous they might try it out for consoles. I guess we shall see.

Anyway. Loved the game. You need to play it. You will have a lot of fun. But have it in mind. That is all. Lets be honest though. Could you possibly be expecting something more out of a game called Goat Simulator?

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WildStar Beta Weekend!

After a fun weekend in WildStar I decided to Share my journey.

After fighting with character creation, for some time i decided to go with Chua engineer...

Everyone meet Pontiki

My first big stop after finishing the tutorial was to get my mask.

Look how Cool My little Pontiki is!

Then after some time spend lvling and getting bling blings I found a way to spend them!

Yay my new mount-ball takes me were i need faster!

And since I'm rich!

Yep I bought a House!

After reaching lvl 15 my opinion of this game is that it's AWESOME. I already preordered it so i can have fun in the rest of the beta weekends and getting to try more classes and hopefully some instances(dungeons w/e u people call em).

I already tried PVP last week with a gunslinger ( i didn't got any pics :<) and all i can say is that its the best mix of WoW, Tera and GuildWars.

The feeling of the character is as responsive as in wow, the combat looks allot like GuildWars although you can chooses what spells you want to avoid like Tera.

Other than game-play, story-wise WildStar looks good (even if you don't read quests or datacubes) and basically you are on the planet to kill stuff and you get treats of lore here and there.

Finally the game has an amazing sense of humor and if you get to listen to NPC chatting, you might find your self surprised with what they say (my personal favorite is the cab driver).

I hope you get to play the beta and decide for your self's till then let Pontiki rest!

Another normal day in Dota 2

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Today Facebook announced it is buying the Oculus Rift for 2 billion dollars!

Personally it's not that I hate Facebook or anything.

I completely understand the need for a business to expand and find new ways to improve their profits and make their customers happy.
Truth is that the moment Sony announced their own virtual reality system people freaked out.

So as soon it got competitive Facebook had to go and buy the Oculus rift.
As a counterattack. I get the whole "I have a vision" thing but I just think it is an act of fear. Facebook got afraid that Sony might lead the game in virtual reality and since they don't have anything ready right now they went and bought the next big thing. Oculus rift.

I just think that Oculus was a bottom up suggestion to real hardcore players.
This why I am sad. I mean there were so many indie developers ready to support this magnificent experiment and suddenly it has to become corporate once again.
As gamers we need to support the small ones. Because they actually care and create something beautiful.
What I find out is that once more we might see a nice project been turn it to garbage for profit.
Another thing I see is that once again the digital creators become even more gigantic and huge.

Perhaps Facebook is on the race to become Skynet now. Do not be afraid. Just ask for something with quality and just accept anything is being served to us.

This is how we lose quality.

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Is assassin's creed one of the best video games?

Yep. Probably.

Let us take a look back to where it started.

It was the year 2008.

I was done with school and was on my second year in college. WOOHOO!

What do i recall from this year?

A lot that is for sure!

And assassin’s creed is definitely one of them.

I found out about it from "the John of truth".

We called him that way because he was lying all the time.

He wasn't completely lying for assassin’s though. He told me it was the best game he ever played.

But at the time I had just gone out of rehab from WOW addiction.

So it was hard to actually take interest for another game.

Thank god it was the age that the internet started being fast and I had my torrents.

So I start downloading the game and in just a matter of few days I had it. The internet speed got better after a while.

I really wanted to buy it, but I had no money at all at the time. I mean, College.

So I start the game. OK the graphics and the atmospheric scenery were amazing. It was the time that graphics were evolving rapidly.

It was astonishing.

So I start finding about about the hidden blade and the leap of faith move and I really get crazed about the game.

I mean after the Lightsaber it's probably in my top 50 list of most awesome weapons of all the fucking time.

Then I realized I am not Altaïr, but Desmond Miles and some Templars are trying to exploit my freaking mind to extract information or something!

The script was AMAZING! ORIGINAL!

The gameplay at the time was something only grand theft auto had achieved. Sandbox.

Free roaming, free running in the crusades era.

What more could a nerd ask for?

The game was epic. Well at least for the first part of the story.

Unfortunately then it became a boring repeating pattern.

And a few hours after I uninstalled it.

But I did loved the game.

And I was hoping to meet an assassin’s creed which would be able to give me what I'm looking for. A better gameplay with structured script on the missions. Something more than search, kill, hide.

And then I met Ezio Auditore. A bastard with the first look on him.

Eventually on of my 100 favorite characters of all times.

Ill talk just a bit about the Ezio trilogy, because you really need to live it to understand.

Assassin’s creed 2 is where the magic begins.

Inside and outside the animus.

First of you've got 2 hidden blades.

Yep. TWO! What else could you ask for?

You've got Leonardo da Vinci creating your gadgets!!!!

All James Bond had was a lousy Q.

So Ezio leads us in to a trilogy with a very big timeline and in to many many cities. If you consider yourself a gamer you need to play the trilogy.

If I was a dictator I would had it on the courses curriculum.

Can you imagine killing Nazis? It's the dream!

Meanwhile outside the animus its a fucking mess!

Desmond tries to escape from the Templars and joins the assassins, finds out about his father and all is fucked up.

It really is amazing, having 2 scenarios. The online and the offline.

So let us go to Assassins Creed 3.

I really waited for this game to come out.

I even knew what it was about.

I knew it was about the American independence and everyone I've talked to that time did not liked the theme because they said it was going to be cliche.

I was expecting this game like a crazy cat lady even if he was holding an axe. I'm going to spoil the story a little bit here but i really love it. You've probably played it to be honest. If you haven't you should have stopped reading a long time ago.

So i get the game. And I start with Desmond and its like a totally fucked up situation going on!

Templars chasing Desmond's team and the future of the world is one man's hands. To be honest I think this must be the first off animus story that really is as good as the one inside the animus.

So we start of with Haytham in London and we go for an assassination.Classic.

He wasn't wearing an assassin's suit so I got slightly suspicious. I didn't want to believe it though.

Quickly without messing up the story (If you really dont want a spoiler go like 5 likes down!) he goes to America, kills a bunch of people and at some point I find out he is a TEMPLAR!!

HAYTHAM!!!! HAYTHAM is a templar! So i went to the bathroom and scratched of all of my skin.

I got sick. I had betrayed the clan. I had betrayed the assassins. Anyway he has sex with an Indian woman which he fell in love with. And the he goes away. Woot.

The Indian woman gets pregnant and gives birth to Ratonhnhaké:ton. Our Assassin!

So I could finally avenge that son of a bitch Haytham. And piss on his fathers grave because he was an asshole too.

So you watch Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor) growing up in to a young boy, until the Templars return and figuratively kill the whole tribe. So the he kinda has to avenge them.

Cliche? Totally. Still it's pretty awesome!

Those who know a bit about the recent American history will be able to meet tons of "celebrities" in the game and many important events. I will only bring out one quest. You get to participate in the Boston Tea Party!!

One tiny thing here. Boston is amazing from the rooftops!

I really don't want to spoil the on animus story anymore. It really is amazing.

I recently completed it again.

So outside the animus there is one thing I wasn't expecting. I really loved Desmond. He saved us from the 21st of December destruction of the fucking world! I know! I know! Cliche! I do not care! It was amazing!

And now we go to Edward. Edward Kenway the pirate.

So I say. OK. Ubisoft got me the last time.

He cant possibly be a Templar this time too.

And he really isn't.

He is a hillbilly from Swansea,Whales...

He just happens to find an injured assassin and wear his costume.

So OK. The script is not going for an Oscar.

BUT!THE GAME IS THE BEST ASSASSINS CREED EVER.

Until the next one comes out that is. So lets go back to the story. OK. its rather bad.

Doesn't mean its awful though. But since it is kinda recent I wouldn't want to spoil it.

I'll talk in general. Amazing images.

Free roaming is mathematical.

Endless sea and pirate plunder everywhere.

Majestic imagery. You really can do whatever you like.

So I never played the mini missions at any of the previous assassin’s creed games. Anything outside the main story line was off limits to me. Now I just do any possible side mission I can find.

I've already finished it twice. I play it even now to do ALL the quests. I really had such a great time with this game.

Crazy plot twists and you get to meet amazing people again!

You get the meet Blackbeard!

The game outside the animus unfortunately sucks. It really is a pity. And I really hope its building something big for the next one.

I love assassins creed.

Requiescat in pace.

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