Darkys Plays Dota2 Solo Supporter ES
We are the pink terror bunnies. We live to play.
Darkys Plays with the Doctor
Darkys once again will amaze you with his incredible immaturity while playing the doctor in Dota 2!
Enjoy!
Darkys Plays bioshock infinite burial at sea episode 2! A grand Journey!
Darkys goes on a great tour of bioshock infinite burial at sea episode 2.
That is all his efforts in the game in many parts!
Enjoy!
So got any questions? Ask Darkys here!
Broforce THE Game!
WELCOME TO BROFORCE!
HERE IN BROFORCE WE LOVE GUNS!
WE LOVE EXPLOSIONS!
WE LOVE AMERICA!
WE LOVE FREEDOM!
WE LOVE DEMOCRACY!
WE FIGHT THE TERRORISTS AND THE ENEMIES OF DEMOCRACY BY DECIMATING THEIR LAND!
OUR BROCREW IS POWERFULL AND SKILLED!
BROCREW! INTRODUCE YOURSELF!
-RAMBRO! (Rambo)
-BRO DREDD (Judge Dredd)
-BRO HARD (John McClane from Die Hard)
-BRADE! (Blade)
-BRODELL WALKER (You guessed that right, Cordell Walker from Texas Ranger AKA Chuck Norris)
-B. A. BRORACUS (B. A. Baracus from The A-Team)
-SNAKE BROSKIN (Snake Plissken from Escape from NY/LA movies)
-BROMMANDO (John Matrix from Commando movie AKA Arnold Schwarzenegger)
-BROMINATOR (Terminator)
-BROBOCOP (Robocop)
-BRO IN BLACK (Agent J from Men In Black AKA Will Smith)
AND MORE ARE TO JOIN US SOON!
THE TEAM OVERFLOWS WITH TESTOSTERONE!
YOU CAN TEAM UP WITH UP TO 4-BRO GROUPS AND DESTROY THE TERRORISTS!
RESCUE THE HOSTAGES AND LIBERATE THE AREAS IN THEIR CONTROL!
AND DON'T FORGET TO DESTROY EVERYTHING!!
IT'S BROWESOME!
Goat simulator Review [Tazi]
So the goat Simulator came out on April 1st 2014.
sounds like a joke right? Well let's have a look at it. I'm Tazi and I will be your guide for this review.
So I guess we should go on and review the game.
Well not very open to be completely honest. It's as big as a big square. You can literally do anything you like.
Everything around you are completely destructible.
You also need to get hit by a truck. You will love it.
Now about the graphics. Those crazy people at Coffee Stain Studios used the Unreal Engine!
This makes the graphics as you may have imagined ridiculously good for a game that has you simulate a goat. The physics, even if they are a bit exaggerated are pretty damn good too. So you will really love the game graphics wise.
But let us be honest. There are two reasons you are going to be playing this game. The first reason is that you are curious as fuck about what it is. The second one is that at the moment your curiosity will stop because you will already be playing the game is to see what you can do.
So let us move the the quest section.
I would more likely be calling it achievement to be honest. There are 27. Really easy to deal with to be honest. Actually to be completely honest. If you just press random buttons for an hour you will be most likely have completed around 20 of them. Some require a bit more stuff to be done, but they are easy.
What is funny about them is that they most likely have a reference in them or they are ridiculously funny. I would suggest to just go on ahead and try to do weird stuff. If you do something really weird you will probably complete an achievement.
So how about me? It took me about 30 minutes to complete the game. I wasn't expecting much more to be honest. But I loved it. It's really fun to blow off some steam for like 5 or 10 minutes every day. It's kinda like Postal. You only play to destroy, not actually complete the game.
Having that in mind, I have one thing to say. I'm proud to be a PC owner since it's a PC exclusive. So you can suck it console lovers. I assume that now that the game is famous they might try it out for consoles. I guess we shall see.
Anyway. Loved the game. You need to play it. You will have a lot of fun. But have it in mind. That is all. Lets be honest though. Could you possibly be expecting something more out of a game called Goat Simulator?
